Alt-Tabbin': An act of quickly switching the current application to something work-appropriate when the boss walks in.
"My boss almost caught me looking at porn at work, good thing I was Alt-Tabbin'"
Caps Lock Voice: When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the caps lock key in the digital world.
Sara tried to get an attitude with me yesterday and I had to turn on my caps lock voice and put her in her place.
Cobra Yawn: The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.
I just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes prior to writing this definition.
Involuntary "You Too": When out of habit you reply to a comment with "You too". This happens to the best of us.
Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"
Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
HAHA these are all great! I think because I experienced most of them.
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